Hamster Princess: Harriet the Invincible by Ursula Vernon

I have found my alter ego and my alter ego is a twelve year old hamster princess. I cannot talk about how amazing this book is. I just can't do it. It's too good. This hamster princess is kick ass. She skydives and when her mom says, "Princesses don't skydive," sassy Harriet comes back with, "I skydive and I'm a princess so of course princesses skydive." AND I LOVE HER FOR IT.

This is definitely a book I'm reading to any future kids I babysit - and if I ever have kids, I'm reading it to them, no question.

(Shout out to my dad for finding this glorious masterpiece.)